Flubber1997

Weebo:
Um, Professor? Why the long face?

Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
I think you know why.

Weebo:
[Showing a picture of Sara] Maybe a Sara issue?

Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard:
Wish I understand human beings. Wish I understand women. Wish I understand emotions and passions. Wish I understand any of that. If I did, I woudn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works. [Weebo records Phillip Brainard on her display screen] I know I love her, Weebo. Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine. That triggers euphoria, elation exhilaration. Truth is, Weebo, I'm not absent-minded because I'm selfish, crazy or inconsiderate. I'm absent-minded because I'm in love with Sara.

Weebo:
Oh, Professor.