Girls Will Be Girls2003/I

Coco:
What do you think about the idea of having a dog in the house?

Evie:
I'm sorry, have I been staring?

Coco:
I'm thinking of getting one. I mean, let's face it, at this point I'm probably never going to have kids.

Evie:
Oh, Coco, it's not too late. [Coco smiles] I'm kidding! A dog sounds fun.

Coco:
It sounds depressing, is what it sounds. "Do you have kids?" "No, but I have a dog." "Well it's the same thing, you crazy barren old hag."

Evie:
This new roommate will cheer you right up!

Coco:
I just hope she's not too loud. Or happy. Happy people always make such a racket.

Evie:
Coco, she came by and she was a peach.

Coco:
Were you drunk?

Evie:
It was 12 noon! Of course I was drunk.