Girls Will Be Girls2003/I

Stevie:
Mom, no one will hire you!

Evie:
Why not?! I mean, I admit my looks are starting to go.

Coco:
Starting to go? Evie, your looks are home and in bed.

Stevie:
I think you know.

Evie:
My attitude?

Stevie:
No.

Evie:
My drinking?

Stevie:
No.

Evie:
Chronic lateness?

Stevie:
No.

Evie:
Never learned my lines?

Stevie:
No.

Evie:
The kleptomania?

Stevie:
No.

Evie:
I spread disease?

Stevie:
No!

Evie:
Then what?!

Stevie:
That little thing where you ran over a family of four while drunk off your ass?

Evie:
It was a family of six! I only killed four. And what kind of people have a picnic in their own backyard!