Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

     

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back2001

Stars: Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Ben Affleck, Jeff Anderson
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 104 minutes

With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." Here Quick-Stop potheads Jay (Jason Mewe… more »


[Jay and Silent Bob are in a van called "The Mystery Machine" with the Mystery Inc. gang as Scooby barks twice]

Jay:
Zoinks, yo.

Fred Jones:
Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull off their masks and let's see who they really are!

Velma Dinkley:
I don't think they are masks.

Daphne Blake:
And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either.

Velma Dinkley:
GHOULS, you f***ing moron, not girls. [Daphne looks offended] But I wish they were hitchhiking girls, sexy hitchhiking girls.

Fred Jones:
Let's kick 'em out! We've got a mystery to solve!

Shaggy Rogers:
The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in the neckerchief!

Fred Jones:
[grabs Shaggy by the shirt] Keep it up, beatnik. I'll feed ya to the f***ing dog!

Daphne Blake:
[covers her ears] I CAN'T TAKE OFF THIS FIGHTING!

Jay:
YO! [the gang calms down] Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that... we call it... [holds up a Ziploc bag of cigarettes] DOOBY SNACKS!

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