Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back2001

[while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]

Jay:
Just isn't the same, is it? This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? She is TOO fine! And she smells SO f***in' pretty. She has a nice voice too. And that body? F***in' smokin'! You know, she didn't tell me to f*** off once when I was talkin' to her. Or pull out the f***in' pepper spray or anything. You know, Lunchbox... she could be the one.

[Justice and the girls are inside the store]

Missy:
Smooth move, Justice.

Chrissy:
Nice going, four eyes.

[slaps Justice in the head]

Justice:
Ow!

Sissy:
Why the f*** did you let that little stoner throw Brent out of the van?

Justice:
Oh, please. If I had to listen to one more of those stupid songs, I was gonna throw him out myself.

Sissy:
We needed Brent, Justice. He was our patsy, remember?

Justice:
We'll just find someone else. Besides, I didn't see you try to stop Jay from throwing him out.

Sissy:
Yeah, I didn't wanna blow our cover.

Justice:
Cover, schmover. You all hated his songs too.

Chrissy:
Not as much as I hate you.

Sissy:
We have a very simple gang here, Justice. I'm the brains, Chrissy's the brawn and Missy's the tech girl. But lately, I'm having a little trouble figuring out what you're doing here.

Chrissy:
Sh*t, your name doesn't even fit the rhyme scheme.

Sissy:
Since you let our patsy slip away, you've gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. They've gotta break into Provasik now.

Justice:
Uh-uh.

Sissy:
Uh-huh. You'll do it or you're out of the gang, Justice. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO f***ing in love with you.

Justice:
Jay? No, he's not.

Sissy:
What am I, blind? He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was f***ing Lord Byron?

Justice:
Well, maybe he just has manners.

[cut to Jay outside, hollaring at a woman walking past him]

Jay:
Yo, baby, ever have your a**hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock] Yeeaah...!

Sissy:
We've got about two hours before we get to Boulder. That'll give you plenty of time to work on him.

Justice:
I'm not gonna do it.

Sissy:
Why the f*** not?

Justice:
Because he's just so innocent! Look at him.

[Jay rubs his knee against the store window]

Sissy:
Who's it gonna be, Jussie? Him or us?