Love Actually2003

Clerk:
Looking for anything in particular, sir?

Harry:
Ah, yeah. That necklace there, how much is it?

Clerk:
It's 270 pounds, sir.

Harry:
Oh, alright, I'll have it thanks..

Clerk:
Lovely. Would you like it gift-wrapped?

Harry:
Oh. Yeah, why not.

Clerk:
Lovely. Just pop that in there. (puts in in a box, measures out ribbon)

Harry:
Can we be quite quick?

Clerk:
Certainly, sir. Ready in the flashiest of flashes. (ties ribbon) There.

Harry:
That's great!

Clerk:
Not...quite. (gets a small bag)

Harry:
I don't need a bag, I'll just put it in my pocket.

Clerk:
Oh this isn't a bag, sir.

Harry:
No?

Clerk:
This is so much more than a bag. (puts box in bag and sets it upright)

Harry:
Can we be quite quick?

Clerk:
Prontissimo! (fills the bag with flowers petals and lavender. Brings out something else)

Harry:
What's that?!

Clerk:
It's a cinnamon stick, sir.

Harry:
Can we get a move on?

Clerk:
You won't regret it.

Harry:
Wanna bet?

Clerk:
There. Almost finished.

Harry:
"Almost finished"?! What else are you gonna do, you gonna dip it in yoghurt? Cover it in chocolate buttons?

Clerk:
No, sir. Just pop it in the Christmas box.

Harry:
But I don't want a Christmas box!

Clerk:
You said you wanted it gift-wrapped sir.

Harry:
I did, but-

Clerk:
This is the final flourish, sir.

Harry:
Can I just pay?!

Clerk:
All we need now...

Harry:
Oh God!

Clerk:
Is a sprig of holly.

Harry:
No! No! No bloody holly!