Men in Black II

Men in Black II2002

Stars: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Rip Torn, Lara Flynn Boyle
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 88 minutes

More remake than sequel, Men in Black II safely repeats everything that made Men in Black the blockbuster hit of 1997. That's fine if you loved the original's fresh humor, weird aliens, and loopy ingenuity, but as sequels go, it's pure déjà vu. Make… more »



[at MIB as Agents K and J prepare to fight Serleena]

Agent K:
You ready, kid?

Agent J:
Kid? You know, while you were away lickin’ stamps, I saved the world from a Kreelon invasion.

Agent K:
The Kreelons are the Backstreet Boys of the universe. What'd they do, throw snowballs at you?

[Agent J c*cks his gun]

Agent K:
You know what you're doin’?

Agent J:
Yup. I'm about to attack one of the most feared aliens...with four worms and a mailman. Let's make it hot.

Agent K:
No, no, wait!

[Agent J fires the gun at MIB HQ and they all get sucked in due to the pressurization]

Agent K:
A code 101 lockdown!

Agent J:
I know, I know! The building gets pressurized. Nothin’ in, nothin’ out. I knew that.

Agent K:
Yeah, you knew. Front and center, worms!

Worm:
You got it.

[Hot dogs from the cart blow in due to the pressurization with the umbrella blocking the hole Agent J made and litter the floor]

MIB Guard:
[brushing off a hot dog that landed on him; reading a tabloid that says "Satan Escapes from Hell."] It's about time you guys got here. That pretty lady in there is causin’ all kinds-a-hell.

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