Muppets From Space1999

Pepe:
Come on, Rizzo. Time to bet, okay.

Rizzo:
All right, prawn cracker. I'll see your Maryland crab cakes and I'll raise you a 1958 cheddar cheese never been sniffed.

Kermit:
Crab cakes and cheese?

Clifford:
Can't beat that.

Gonzo:
[excited] Hey, guys! The cosmic fish have spoken to me. I'M FROM OUTER SPACE!

Rizzo:
[not listening] Yeah, yeah, that's great. Pepe, are you in or out?

Pepe:
Si, I'm in.

Gonzo:
I'm an alien!

Rizzo:
What, have you been tap-dancing on the barbecue again?

Gonzo:
No, no, Rizzo. I'm just fine.

Rizzo:
[during a card game, Rizzo's hand of cards bursts into flames unexpectedly; screaming] AAAAAUUUGGHHH! MY CARDS! SOMEBODY GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! Not my cards! Oh, no, no, no.

Kermit:
Gonzo, are you sure you're okay?

Gonzo:
Yeah, yeah! Absolutely. But I have to respond. Gotta make contact.

Clifford:
Where's he going with these keys?

Pepe:
[beat] Who cares? Flying saucer, maybe. Dos deuces. De prawn cracker wins!

Rizzo:
Pair of twos! I swear I had four aces. I really did!

Pepe:
?You got to know when to hold it...?

Rizzo:
No, no, no!

Pepe:
?Know when to fold it, Know when to walk...?