Camp Rock2008

Shane:
I don't wanna waste my summer at some camp! I'm Shane Gray for crying out loud!

Nate:
Hey, man, we used to love this place. Three years ago, we were campers.

Jason:
Yeah this is where 'Connect 3'... connected.

Nate:
And you get to see your Uncle Brown.

Shane:
Not a selling point.

Nate:
Look, man, right now, you're the bad boy of the press, and the label has a problem with that, which means we have a problem with that.

Jason:
Actually, I don't really have a problem with that. (sees Nate's glare) We have a problem with that!

Nate:
This camp thing is supposed to fix that. It's good PR. So do your time. Enjoy the fresh air, (inhales) get a tan.

Jason:
Oh, and can you make me like a birdhouse or something?

Shane:
One word: Payback!

Jason:
That's two words!

(Shane exits the limo)

Nate:
By the way, we told the press you'd be recording a duet with the winner of Final Jam.

Shane:
WHAT?!

(Nate just waves as the limo drives off)