The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader2010

[Eustace is writing in his diary.]

Eustace:
Dear diary, it is now day 253 since my wretched cousins Edmund and Lucy invaded our house. Not sure how much longer I can cope living with them, having to share my things. If only one could treat relatives like one treats insects, all my problems would be solved. I could simply put them in a jar or pin them to my wall.

Lucy:
I'm home! Hello?

[Hearing Lucy's voice, Eustace puts his diary in his sock, grabs sweets, and puts them in a bag.]

Eustace:
Note to self, investigate legal ramifications of impaling relatives.

[Harold in sitting on an armchair reading a newspaper when Lucy walks through the living room and passes by him on her way to the kitchen.]

Lucy:
Hello, Uncle Harold. I tried to find some carrots, but all they had were turnips again. [Puts the box on the table] Shall I start making soup? [Takes off her coat] Aunt Alberta's on her way home.

[Harold ignores his niece.]

Lucy:
Uncle Harold?

[Edmund sticks out his tongue at his uncle.]

Eustace:
[Standing on the stairs] Father. [Edmund turns to him] Edmund's making faces at you. [Spits a spitball into Edmund's neck]

Edmund:
[Angrily runs up the stairs] Why, you little–!

Eustace:
Father, he's gonna hit me! [Cowers on the stairs]

[Edmund gets ready to attack his cousin, when Lucy calls out to him.]

Lucy:
Edmund, look! [Holds up a letter] It's from Susan.