Don Jon

Don Jon2013

Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, Tony Danza
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 90 minutes

Don Jon is a 2013 film about a New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church who develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love. more »



Don Jon:
Alright, I'll admit: there are some downsides. Like, there's some times you find a great clip with a hot chick, and right as you're startin' to cum, it shows the guy. It's not much of a fault, really, but it still sucks, so... also, now adays, you got so much to choose from, so, finding the right clip takes a lot of time. And my time is precious to me. Yeah, I got sh*t to do, so...and, every once in a while, you find a clip that's so good, it's f***in' depressing. You think to yourself, "why can't real p*ssy be like THIS?" And, I smash new girls, all the f***in' time, always an 8, or better, and it's STILL never this good! What am I doin' wrong? Maybe it's time to try somethin' new, so...

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