Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

[During an awkward backstage face-off between Scott and Ramona and Envy and Todd, their respective exes]

Todd Ingram:
[to Ramona] Hey, Ramona.

Ramona:
Hey, Todd.

Todd:
It's been a while.

Ramona:
Mmm-hmm.

Todd:
Mmm-hmm?

Ramona:
[to Scott] I think we should get out of here.

Julie:
So how was the tour? You guys play with the Pixies? You're like a superstar now.

Envy:
Yeah, it's, uh, not really something I can put into words.

Knives:
Um, Envy... [everyone glares at her] I read your blog.

Envy:
So, Scott and Ramona, eh?

Ramona:
What of it?

Envy:
You guys make a cute couple you know. [Todd scoffs] Suit each other.

Knives:
[pleasurably] You're my role model, Envy.

Envy:
Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable?

Julie:
[interrupts] Envy, I was just gonna say, did you get those jeans in New York?

Envy:
[stops Julie, not wanting to explode] I'm talking to Ramona right now.

Julie:
Ramona lived in New York.

Envy:
Oh, did she? I was just there. Played the Chaos Theater for Gideon. You know him, right?

Knives:
[gasps in horror and everyone looks at her; to Envy] I've kissed lips that kissed you!

[Envy looks at Todd and nods, Todd stands up and punches Knives in the face, knocking the blue dye out of her hair and sending her reeling to the floor]

Scott:
[stands up, horrified] Knives!

Todd:
[nonchalant] What? I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rock star.

Young Neil:
[shocked] Oh, my God. [glares at Todd, angrily] You punched the highlights out of her hair. [to Scott; worried] He punched the highlights out of her hair!

Envy:
You are incorrigible.

Todd:
I don't know the meaning of the word.

Caption:
HE REALLY DOESN'T.