Scott Pilgrim vs. the World2010

Todd:
Hey, lovebirds. We have unfinished business, I and he.

Scott:
"He and me."

Todd:
Don't you talk to me about grammar.

Scott:
I dislike you, capisce?

Todd:
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Scott:
What?

Todd:
Because you'll be dust by Monday.

Scott:
[confused] Ummm...

Todd:
Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans up dust. She dusts.

Scott:
S-so, what's on Monday?

Todd:
[also confused] Well, 'cause... it's Friday now, she has the weekends off, so... Monday. Right?

Envy:
[sighs] [translating for Todd Ingram] Basically, you can't win this fight, so you're gonna have to give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.

Scott:
[offended] You used to be so NICE! [charges toward Todd in slow-mo, but Todd psychically throws Scott through a brick wall.]

Stephen:
Uh, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza Pizza for a slice. Call us when you're done.

Envy:
Oh, he'll be done. Real soon.

Todd:
[hears a bass note] Sounds like someone wants to get...funky.

[After exchanging bass riffs in a bass battle, Todd wins, psychically breaks Scott's Rickenbacker Bass, and pushes him through 3 walls, having him fall onto a coffee table. Scott sees Todd walk in and gets two coffees]

Todd:
I can read your thoughts. [psychically] Your will is broken. [normally] You're through.

Scott:
What say we drink to my memory? [offering him a cup of coffee, innocently.] Fair-trade blend with soy milk?

Envy:
Heh. I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.

Todd:
Dude, I can see in your mind's eye, that you put half-and-half into one of those coffees in an attempt to make me break Vegan-edge. I'll take the one with soy. [levitates the other cup from Scott's hand and brings it to his own] Thanks, tool. [sips the coffee]

Scott:
Actually, muchacho, I poured the soy in this cup, but I thought real hard about pouring it in that cup. You know, in my "mind's eye" or whatever. [sips his own coffee]

Todd:
[eyes return to normal, baffled] What are you talking about?

Scott:
You just drank half-and-half, baby.