Shrek the Third2007

Artie:
Who really thinks we need to settle things this way? [all the villains raise their hands] You're telling me you just want to be villains your whole lives?

Hook:
But we are villains. It's the only thing we know.

Artie:
Didn't you ever wish you could be something else?

Evil Tree Steve:
Well, it's easy for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree.

Charming:
You morons. Don't listen to him. Attack them!!

Evil Tree Ed:
[covering Charming's mouth] What Steve's trying to say here is that it's hard to come by honest work when the whole world's against you.

Evil Tree Steve:
Right. Thanks, Ed.

Artie:
Okay, fair enough. You're right. I'm not a talking tree. But you know, a good friend of mine once told me...that just because people treat you like a villain, or an ogre, or just some loser, doesn't mean you are one. The thing that matters most is what you think of yourself. If there's something you really want or someone you really want to be, then the only person standing in your way...is you.

Rumpelstiltskin:
Me?

Guard:
Get him, lads!

Artie:
No, no! What I mean is, each of you, is standing in your own way.

Villains:
Oh.

Headless Horseman:
I've always wanted to play the flute.

Evil Queen:
I did like to open up a spa in France!

Hook:
I grow daffodils, and they're beautiful.