The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!2010

Network Head:
My beautiful wife was taking our little girl Sasha to her first day of elementary school. They were singing something. Something pure, something innocent. Little Sasha was young and hadn't yet been burdened with the complexities and ugliness of life. But then she saw it.

Sasha:
Mommy, Mommy! What is that chocolate-face girl doing to the princess?

Network Head's Wife:
[gasps as she saw Drawn Together billboard, her last words before her death] No, no, no, no. Don't look at it, honey. Close your eyes! For God sakes, close your eyes!

Sasha:
[Her last words before her death] Mommy! The chocolate girl is eating the princess! She's eating her face! Why is she eating her face?! MOMMY!!

[both screaming as car crashes as it falls into a dead end]

Network Head:
My wife lost control of the car and drove off a cliff! They landed in a deadly pit of alligators! Swimming in a pit of sulfric acid! By the time I arrived, there was nothing I could do...but get...revenge..!