The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! (also known as The Drawn Together Movie or Drawn Together: The Movie) is a 2010 adult animated direct-to-DVD American mystery comedy film based on the Comedy Central animated television series Drawn Together written and executive produced by creators Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein, produced by Brendan Burch and Richard Quan, and directed by Greg Franklin. The film is the first Drawn Together release since the TV show's cancellation, and the film itself deals with it. The original cast returned to voice their characters and features the guest voice of Seth MacFarlane as "I.S.R.A.E.L." (Intelligent Smart Robot Animation Eraser Lady), and Vernon Wells as the villainous Network Head. While the television series was produced and animated by Rough Draft Studios using digital ink and paint, the film was instead produced and animated by 6 Point Harness and done entirely in flash animation using Toon Boom and Adobe Flash Professional due to budget cuts.

Year:
2010
1,086 Views

Spanky Ham:
Oh god, I was so scared. I mean, I wanted to go, "Whee, wee, wee, wee!", all the way home.

Ling-Ling:
[in Japorean gibberish] Do you think Jew Producer was telling truth? That I'm not really Pikachu?

Princess Clara:
Never trust a Jew producer. I'm obviously a real Disney Princess. If I weren't, why would I be so much better than all you people and Foxxy?

Foxxy Love:
Maybe the Jew Producer was tellin' the truth. I mean, Clara, you may look like a Disney Princess, but how many Disney Princesses have done the things you done done?

[cut to various shots of Clara doing un-princess-like things]

Foxxy Love:
And how many times you seen Josie and the Pussycats do what I doed?

[cut to various shots of Foxxy doing things not befitting of Josie and the Pussycats]

Captain Hero:
Now, Foxxy, let's not jump to any conclusions here.

Foxxy Love:
C'mon, Captain Hero, how many real superheroes do you know that bang corpses?

Captain Hero:
I don't know. Molly, how many superheroes HAVE you been with?

[cut to various shots of Molly in sexual encounters with various superheroes, the last one in which Batman can be seen fellating Robin on a toilet]

Foxxy:
In fact, ain't no real cartoon characters would do any of the things we done doed!

Toot Braunstein:
Come to think of it, I don't behave anything like the real Betty Boop.

Xandir:
[sighs] Please, Toot. We're trying to have a discussion here?

Spanky Ham:
Yeah, really, Toot. Don't make this all about you.

Ling-Ling:
[in Japorean gibberish] She always does this.

Wooldoor:
This is horrible! We're cancelled and fake! Just like my child support checks.

Spanky Ham:
Oh, yeah, laugh it up, Wooldoor, but I.S.R.A.E.L.'s after us! No one can hide from I.S.R.A.E.L. What are we going to do?

Foxxy Love:
You heard the Jew Producer. They want us dead because we's cancelled. So if we can get Drawn Together back on the air, we can save our asses!

Xandir:
[scoffs] Yeah right, Foxxy. How you plan on doing that?

Foxxy Love:
I don't know yet. But we can start with that girl who stole our timeslot. The Suck My Taint Girl. She sound like she could help.

[All talking at once]

Princess Clara:
Well, I'm not fake. So I'm going back to my kingdom. You're all welcome to join me. My father, the king will keep us safe from I.S.R.A.E.L.

Xandir:
I do like being safe.

Ling-Ling:
[in Japorean gibberish] Ling-Ling like safe too also.

Captain Hero:
Molly and I always dreamed of going to Disneyworld.

Xandir:
You said you'd take me to Disneyworld!

Spanky Ham:
Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on Foxxy's side. I liked being a reality TV star.

Wooldoor:
Yeah! We need to get our show back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig: exposing myself to children, and that union has THE worst health plan!

Xandir:
Fine! Then I guess we are splitting up. How do we decide who gets the mystery van?

Toot Braunstein:
Later, ass-bags! [She steals the van and drives off alone]

Xandir:
[to a crying Clara] Oh, it's okay, Clara. So we're not who we think we are. So what, right?

Princess Clara:
So what? If I'm not a princess, then I'm just another beautiful virgin with real C-cups and a super-tight ass that continuously vibrates and tastes like wild berries. Who could ever love someone like that? [cries]

King:
Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine is not too far back on the stage. I want the people in the front row to have to wear rain ponchos.

Princess Clara:
My lord, perhaps you could see it in your heart to let me live here in your kingdom. And give me the opportunity to be the real princess I always thought I was. For I can be just as good as the officially sanctioned princesses in your kingdom. Allow me. [singing, King is impressed, and the animals gathering around at her]

Xandir:
Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! It's working!...

Princess Clara:
[stops singing, annoyed and angry] For f***'s sake, Xandir! I'm trying to impress the goddamn king! And I can't f***ing sing if you keep flapping those [as she hitting Xandir's face with a bird] dick-sucking lips of yours!

King:
[Upon seeing Clara's strong language behavior in fury] Guards, tomorrow, off with their heads!

Princess Clara:
[Panicked, grabs the king's coat] No wait! Please!

Rhino Guardian:
Release the king, vile peasant! [Preparing to cut Clara's arms]

Xandir:
Hero! Do something!

Captain Hero:
Oh, yes, of course. [ignoring Xandir, grabs a corpse Molly to close her eyes] Uh, you shouldn't see this, baby. I know how you are around blood and this could easily go that way.

[The Rhino guard cuts Clara's arms off]

Princess Clara:
[scream as she running backwards and fall down] OH NO! OH NOOO!!!

[Rhino Guard throws Clara’s arms back into a prison after she holds it]

Captain Hero:
[Clara wails] Oh, you totally would not have been into that.


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