The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle2000

[as Karen Sympathy, a beautiful FBI agent, activates "The Rocky and Bullwinkle Movie" in a studio lighthouse, a green light shines from a projector. Cuts back to Frostbite Falls where Rocky and Bullwinkle spot it]

Rocky:
What's happening?

Bullwinkle:
Cobs and shuckins, Rock! The president must be beaming us to Washington!

Rocky:
That's not the president, Bullwinkle, that's a green light from Hollywood. Those TV people must've changed their minds.

[The green light hits Rocky and Bullwinkle]

Rocky and Bullwinkle:
Whoa!!!!!!!

Narrator's Mother:
[as the green light takes her son with them] Goodbye, Sonny!

Narrator:
I'll be back for hiatus, Ma!

Bullwinkle:
Hang on, Rocky!!

Narrator:
Mama!!!!!

[Rocky and Bullwinkle, now in C.G.I. animation, get sucked into the projector of the lighthouse. They get dropped out into the room of the lighthouse]

Rocky:
Hokey smoke! Are you alright?

Bullwinkle:
Yeah, but I think we're on the wrong show. Look how well they drew that girl.

Karen Sympathy:
It's you. It's really you! Rocky… and Bull-- Bull-- Bull--

Bullwinkle:
I believe the word you're trying to say is "winkle".

Karen:
Bullwinkle.

Rocky:
Hey, what network are you from?

Karen:
I'm not from any network. Agent Karen Sympathy, FBI.