Deadpool 22018

Weasel:
Wade! I heard what happened with the convoy–[Walks in and sees Deadpool with Blind Al; gives a loud shout of shock]...why wouldn't you cover that up?

[Deadpool is shown with a toddler-sized lower half of his body, the hem of his shirt barely covering his groin]

Deadpool:
A true warrior has nothing to be ashamed of.

Weasel:
Yeah, but you do. I mean, look at you; you're just straight up shirt-cocking it toddler-style?

Deadpool:
Oh, yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.

Blind Al:
What the hell's happening? Describe it.

Deadpool:
[To Al] I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you-

Weasel:
It's like, um...

Deadpool:
[quietly] Here we go.

Weasel:
It's like he was giving birth anally, but they quit halfway through. They got the legs out and they said, "You know what? I'm done."

Deadpool:
[To Al] Happy?

Weasel:
He's like a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Grover's got a cock-

Dopinder:
[Comes in] Sorry, I'm late. I had to take care of the inventory–[Sees Deadpool] Aaaaahhhh! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again.

Weasel:
This has happened before? [Dopinder starts to gag] Jesus, either vomit or don't. The indecision is killing me.

Blind Al:
Why couldn't God take my hearing?