The Mystery of Mamo1978

Inspector Zenigata:
[laughs as he lifts the casket lid] Lupin, are you trying to obtain eternal life, like Dracula? Sorry, but everything has an end! [stakes the corpse, which promptly explodes. As he recognizes a very alive Lupin, he screams]

Lupin:
You're ferocious as usual, Pops.

Inspector Zenigata:
Lupin! Lupin! You're supposed to be dead!

Lupin:
So they say. I'm a little confused myself.

Inspector Zenigata:
He was the real Lupin. I swear he was.

Lupin:
Don't swear so easily! Then what am I?

Inspector Zenigata:
That's what I've come here to find out! [swings a piece of wood at Lupin, who dodges, commencing a chase. By the time Inspector Zenigata catches up, Lupin has already reached his escape vehicle]

Lupin:
Pops, I'll hear your story some other time. [takes off, chuckling] Take care!

Inspector Zenigata:
He's... He's... He is real! He is alive! He's alive!! [laughs] If you don't die, I don't die, either! This isn't over yet! I will follow you to the pits of Hell. I will carve your posthumous name on your bones with my own hand!