Bad Moms2016

Kiki:
Kent is a never-hard.

Amy:
Ooh, what's a never-hard?

Kiki:
Well, he never gets fully hard. So I just have to kinda fold his penis up like a balloon animal and shove it up in my vagina.

Carla:
That sounds horrible!

Amy:
Yeah...

Kiki:
Sometimes, I take the balls and shove em up there too because at least, you know, they're firm.

Carla:
Honey, that is a lot of sh*t to shove up your cooter.

Kiki:
I mean, I'm just happy he's circumcised.

Amy:
Agh! What if I get somebody who's not circumcised?

Kiki:
Run out of the room screaming. It's like finding a gun in the street; just scream and get out of there! It's like finding a gun in the street. Just scream and get outta there!

Carla:
No way, you guys. Uncut guys are great.

Amy:
Really?

Carla:
Oh, they're always so nice to you, because they know their d*cks are gross.