The Producers

The Producers1967

The Producers is a 1967 film about producers Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom who make money by producing a sure-fire flop. more »



Leo:
...You say you've found a flop?

Max:
[referring to "Springtime For Hitler"] Oh, no. Calling THIS a flop would be an INSULT to flops. We've found a disaster, an apocalypse, a catastrophe, an outrage, a career-buster, a guaranteed-to-close-before-it-opens beauty! Read it and weep; it's practically a love letter to Nazi Germany!

Leo:
Wow...This won't run an hour!

Max:
An hour!? That's being generous. This play promises to close on Page 4! Don't you, play? [comical voice] "Yes, Mr. Bialystock; I promise to close on Page 4."

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