Mystery of Mamo1978

Jigen:
So, this is how Uncle Sam keeps the world safe for democracy.

Goemon:
All military might is an illusion.

Jigen:
Well, those planes look pretty real to me.

Gordon:
Tenshun! This is Special Presidential Adviser, Mr. Gissinger. [he presses a button, drawing down automated blinds]

Goemon:
What's special about him?

Jigen:
Have you heard his accent? Apart from that, he masterminds the world's number-one big bang show. [Gordon plays a taped recording of a conversation between the US President and the Secretary General]

Secretary General:
Mr. President. I want your assurance that the CIA is not responsible - I am being blackmailed.

US President:
Eh, how's that, Mr. Secretary?

Secretary General:
I am to hand over all secret technical data on biochemistry, sitology and gene technology. If I refuse, my country will suffer a nuclear attack!

US President:
Hey, I've been threatened the same way. And to prove they're serious, they've already destroyed several of our communication satellites.

Secretary General:
Well, it was not us, Mr. President.

US President:
I know that, Mr. Secretary. You couldn't hit one of our satellites if you tried.

Secretary General:
Now, wait! Only…

US President:
Joke's on you, Boris. The important thing is - to find out who's behind this.

Mamo:
I shall tell you. It is I, Mamo. [Gissinger stops the tape]

Gissinger:
I cannot reveal who the first voices we heard belong to, but it's the third voice, which is obviously the blackmailer's, that I am interested in. Who broke in on this secure hotline conversation? [he rewinds part of the tape, and continues playing]

Mamo:
I shall tell you. It is I, Mamo. The greatest intellect in the history of the world. Some call me a prophet; you may address me as God.

Secretary General:
God?! You must be insane!

US President:
Eh… if you're God, I gotta tell you, your requests are pretty unoriginal, not to say, venial.

Mamo:
Request? I'm giving you and order! And if you care about Main Street, cherry pie and dynasties as you always say, you'll jump to it! [Gordon stops the tape]