The Heart, She Holler2011

Hurlan:
Come by to deliver some great news.

Hurshe:
What, you died of aids?

Hurlan:
Close! You ain't a real Heartshe!

Hurshe:
Where'd you hear that bunk?

Hurlan:
Little bird told me. Hoss ain't your real daddy.

Hurshe:
Everyone knows I got daddy's lips.

Hurlan:
Yeah, well, they can pucker up and kiss my ass, 'cause you ain't got a Heartshe bone in your body.

Hurshe:
I got more Heartshe bones in my body than you can count to 20!

Hurlan:
Ah! That proves it, 'cause I can't count! Hoo hoo hoo!

[Hurlan happily leaves]

Hurshe:
Muttering to myself. Everyone knows I'm a Heartshe through and through. I was born gumming my way out of a Heartshe, and I'll die with a Heartshe gumming into me! Right?

[Hurshe then drinks paint]