The Heart, She Holler2011

Hurshe:
I thought we'd spice things up today with something new.

Sheriff:
But, Hurshe, we already done did it all. Unless you wanna dip your Miss Heartshe crown in hog snot and shove it up your side door.

Hurshe:
Weirder.

[Hurshe pulls up a dirty condom inside her breasts]

Sheriff:
Condoms are a sin!

Hurshe:
What's your favorite animal?

Sheriff:
Well, you know I love poodles. I only blog about 'em every day.

[Hurshe's vagina blows the dirty condom into a poodle as a balloon]

[then Sheriff notices that there's blood on the poodle]

Sheriff:
Uh, sugar, you better see the Doc.

Hurshe:
I got a 'pointment in the mornin'. I'm getting myself all souped up so I can keep my streak of snatchin' the Miss Heartshe crown from my snatchless sister.

Hurshe:
[just to make sure] Who as you know, is your wife.