The Heart, She Holler2011

The Reverend:
The Gaybegone tribe lived in harmony with denying their nature. They knew that if gayness wasn't nipped in the bud, all of society would be wiped out forever.

The Reverend:
Now we need to lay you on these hot coals and focus your mind.

[Hurlan lays into the hot coals]

Hurlan:
[sniffs] Is somebody barbecuing chump chops?

The Reverend:
Oh, uh, no! All meat is a gateway to the queerpocolypse and the homogeddon.

Hurlan:
Well, that's fascinating. [snoring]

The Reverend:
Now we must pray all the gayness away with the ancient tribal fauxhawk chant.

The Reverend:
Nohomo Nohomo No. Nohomo Nohomo No.