The Heart, She Holler2011
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Cutter the Vet:
I have an emergency.
Hotline:
Good. What is it?
Cutter the Vet:
I found two dead bodies.
[Sheriff runs in]
Sheriff:
WHERE ARE THE BODIES?!
Cutter the Vet:
I just made it up.
[Sheriff checks Vet's closet and literally sees two dead bodies that he lied about on his ear necklace phone]
Cutter the Vet:
How'd those get in here?
Sheriff:
I should be asking you.
Cutter the Vet:
I called 911. Why would I call 'em myself?
Sheriff:
Maybe it's the most perfect crime of all -- Innocence.
Sheriff:
Thanks for calling it in. We'll find the black bastard that did this.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on March 16, 2023
Modified by timothyj.29104 on July 17, 2024
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