The Heart, She Holler2011

[Sherrif makes his penis throw up in the restroom]

The Reverend:
Why you making that thing puke? Get your finger out of its throat!

Sheriff:
It's too fat!

The Reverend:
Sheriff, you're peckerexic.

Sheriff:
It's just influenced by unrealistic imagisms from the Jewrotic media.

Sheriff:
Oh, please don't tell Doc. Please! It'll do anything. It'll...gobble your turkey neck.

The Reverend:
Well...bawk bawk.

[The Reverend unbelt his penis to make out with Sheriff's penis, and then they act like it was no big deal and started to have a conversation about themselves]

Sheriff:
So, how you been, Preach?

The Reverend:
Well, I recently realized that God is just a cruel joke on man and we're all alone in the universe.

The Reverend:
And so I'm giving up the preacherhood. But enough about me. How are you holding up?

Sheriff:
I'm good. I just wish that, you know, this whole situation could get back on its normal diet of hurshbush. But there --

[The Reverend snoring]

Sheriff:
Yeah, that's cool, bro.