The Heart, She Holler2011

[After Sheriff's vision saw Hambrosia as Hurshe with delusional serum]

Sheriff:
I was looking at you, hon, but I'm seeing someone sexy. What say we skip dinner and do whatever sick stuff you can think up?

Hambrosia (as Hurshe):
Really? I can let my mind run wild?

Sheriff:
Like a dog at the dump.

Hambrosia (as Hurshe):
Well, I've got this whip...and this. [pulls up a barber razor blade] And I could do this.

[Hambrosia whispers indistinctly into Sheriff's ear]

Sheriff:
Oh, that is so sick!

[Hambrosia then starts slurping his ear seductively]

Sheriff:
[panting] Would I even survive that?!