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Student #2:
I am Christopher Columbus, and this seems like a nice place to drop a deuce. I think I'll call it America.

Student #2:
Oh, no -- An Immi-grunt!

Student #3:
How. I am Injin. You're welcome to share our nature's bounty.

Student #2:
Go back to Mexico!

[Christopher Columbus stabs the Injin]

Student #2:
You all saw him. He was coming at me. I was just standing my ground.

Student #2:
Who's going to take out this trash.

Student #4:
Lordy me! I'm a slave. I'm happy to do all your work. I like a do it with a funky dance.

Student #2:
Back to work, lazy mongrel! I am your master, George Washington, the first white president of the united states!

Student #2:
Now go chop down my cherry tree to make me my teeth, slave. I cannot tell a lie.

Student #5:
I am the cherry tree of truth, and I vow to cut taxes on the rich!

All:
U.S.A! U.S.A.!

Young Hurshe:
I put America on the rag. I am Betsy Ross, and the blood got everywhere.

Student #6:
I'm the 2nd Amendment y'all. [starts to gunfire]