The Heart, She Holler2011

Grub:
Chronic Flaccidity affects 99.110% of gun owners. It is why men carry rifles. Their peckers is useless, you know, so why else would they own a piece?

Sheriff:
Are you saying there's a problem that guns can't solve?

Grub:
I don't know much -- Now, I'm just an average american gun salesman with blood all over his evil hands -- But sounds to me like your trouble stems from the fact that a part of y'all feels guilty for cheating on such a loving wife.

Grub:
Your body is revolting against you 'cause you know you done wrong! Suck it up and try to make it work with your old lady.

Sheriff:
Suck it, huh?

Grub:
Suck it.

Sheriff:
Just suck it.

Grub:
Suck it.