The Shivering Truth2018

Armed Rebel:
Sir, we need you to come with us immediately.

Goth Dale:
Excuse me? I don't --

Armed Rebel:
We need your poetry. It's the only thing that can save the world. Your poetry really matters.

Goth Dale:
It does?

Armed Rebel:
Totally. The world needs your poetry right away!

Goth Dale:
For real?

Armed Rebel:
Yes, and the amazing thing, we're not making fun of you at all. The government personally requested that you, the best poet on Earth, come read his super not boring, not lame, not solipsistic, indulgent, narcissistic, vapid, deluded twaddle. Come on, let's move!