The Shivering Truth2018

EMT Surgeon:
Do you want her to die?!

Gil:
No! No! It's just, I don't know..

EMT Surgeon:
Make a decision! Grab life by the scruff of the ass!

Gil:
Okay. Do it. Do it!

EMT Surgeon:
Good now stand back, pray, and cheer me on. "Slab, Slab, Slab!" They called me 'Slab" in med school, and I don't have time to tell you this story. C'mon, motivate me!

Gil:
Umm, Slab...Slab...Slab...Slab...Slab...Slab...

EMT Surgeon:
So did you have lunch yet?

Gil:
Um, uh, no. Slab...Slab...Slab...Slab...

EMT Surgeon:
Well get yourself something, menu's on the side.

Gil:
Wait, this...this ambulance is a food truck, too?

EMT Surgeon:
I told you -- hybrids. Now I recommend the Chi-Loco-Lo-Mein-Vein Dragon Bowl. They're little burritos rolled all the way into noodles! It's a pretty fun Mexican take on a traditional Chinese lo mein. Isn't that a clever lil combo. Kinda how your wife's gonna end up if she pulls through! [chuckles] Get used to combos!

Gil:
I really don't have an appetite right now!

EMT Surgeon:
Well, family of patients get 10% off.

Gil:
I don't know. [whispering] Scruff of ass.