Assy McGee2006

Assy McGee:
I'm scared [indistinct]

Father:
I'm sorry. I didn't get that. What?

Assy McGee:
Father, I'm scared to die.

Father:
Did you want to make a confession?

Assy McGee:
That's a good idea.

Father:
Go right ahead. We can do this right here.

Assy McGee:
I stole wi-fi from my neighbor.

Father:
Uh-huh. Ok.

Assy McGee:
I borrowed my partner's car without asking, Father.

Father:
It's no problem there.

Assy McGee:
Then I drove it into a retirement community and killed a lot of old people.

Father:
Oh, my god, Assy.

Assy McGee:
On purpose.

Father:
Cheese and rice. Why would do that, Assy?

Assy McGee:
Because I can't drive well. I never could.