Assy McGee

     

Assy McGee2006

Director: Matt Harrigan and Carl W. Adams
Assy McGee is an American adult animated sitcom. The series featured a police detective named Assy McGee, a parody of tough-guy cop characters, who is a walking pair of buttocks. Along with his partner Don Sanchez (modeled after Luis Guzmán), the t… more »


Chief:
McGee! That's Lamont Dakota, The flirty black man!

Assy McGee:
It was an inside job.

Chief:
Damn it, Assy, No. It was a self-portrait. That's why his fingerprints were on it.

Chief:
That paint chip that you thought was from the van-- IT WAS FROM THE F***ING PAINTING, YOU IDIOT!

Assy McGee:
Um, wait. [pause] ...The van killed the painting.

Chief:
Have another drink, McGee.

Assy McGee:
I intend to.

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