Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Lucas:
You're telling me I'm gonna get $100,000 and all I have to do is burn in hell for an eternity?

Gary Bunda:
That's all you have to do.

Lucas:
Where do I sign?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! Oh, yes. Just sign right there.

Lucas:
No, dumbass. Do you understand I have a chance to win $1 million, and all I have to do is click on this ad for swaggerchat.com?

Gary Bunda:
Swaggerchat.com? What does that do?

Lucas:
It tweets transcripts of all your conversations. [reads on computer] "Lucas -- It tweets transcripts of all your conversations." Boom. That just blasted on the worldwide web.

Gary Bunda:
Dude, that sounds, uh, awesome. What is a tweet?