Breakfast Club1985

Allison Reynolds:
I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.

Claire Standish:
You're lying.

Allison Reynolds:
I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.

Claire Standish:
Lie.

Brian Johnson:
Are your parents aware of this?

Allison Reynolds:
The only person I told was my shrink.

Andrew Clark:
And what did he do when you told him?

Allison Reynolds:
He nailed me.

Claire Standish:
Very nice.

Allison Reynolds:
I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.

Claire Standish:
He's an adult.

Allison Reynolds:
Yeah, he's married too.

Claire Standish:
Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?

Allison Reynolds:
Well, the first few times...

Claire Standish:
The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?

Allison Reynolds:
Sure.

Claire Standish:
Are you crazy?

Brian Johnson:
Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.

Allison Reynolds:
Have you ever done it?

Claire Standish:
I don't even have a psychiatrist.

Allison Reynolds:
Have you ever done it with a normal person?

Claire Standish:
Didn't we already cover this?

John Bender:
You never answered the question.

Claire Standish:
Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.

Allison Reynolds:
It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it?

Claire Standish:
A what?

Allison Reynolds:
Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?

Claire Standish:
Wrong.

Allison Reynolds:
Or are you a tease?

Andrew Clark:
She's a tease.

Claire Standish:
I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.

Andrew Clark:
Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.

John Bender:
She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.

Claire Standish:
I don't do anything.

Allison Reynolds:
That's why you're a tease.

Claire Standish:
OK, let me ask you a few questions.

Allison Reynolds:
I already told you everything.

Claire Standish:
No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect?

Allison Reynolds:
I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.

Claire Standish:
It's not the only difference I hope.

John Bender:
Face it, you're a tease.

Claire Standish:
I'm NOT a tease.

John Bender:
Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.

Claire Standish:
No, I never said that she twisted my words around.

John Bender:
What do you use it for then?

Claire Standish:
I don't use it period.

John Bender:
Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?

Claire Standish:
I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.

John Bender:
Well, if you'd just answer the question.

Brian Johnson:
Why don't you just answer the question?

Andrew Clark:
Be honest.

John Bender:
No big deal.

Brian Johnson:
Yeah answer it.

Andrew Clark:
Answer the question, Claire.

John Bender:
Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it.

John Bender:
C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.

Claire Standish:
NO I NEVER DID IT.

Allison Reynolds:
I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.