Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[Gary plays the new orientation tape video]

Gary Bunda (as Satan):
[rapping] Straight Outta Hades. Crazy motherf***er named Satan. Hit your knees and start to felatin'. When you meet me, you best greet me. Or I'll put my horse hoof up your cheap seat.

Gary Bunda (as Satan):
[rapping] Paid time off, there is none. Health benefits, you get one. Everyone here gets to live forever. And I'm grating your brain like a block of cheddar.

Caleb:
[painfully shredded] Yeah, boyyy.

Gary Bunda (as Satan):
Or Gouda!

Benji:
I had nothing to do with this.

Satan:
You're in it.

Benji:
What?

Satan:
You're in it.

Benji:
Huh?

[the demons sees Benji on the music video]

Benji:
[rapping] Straight Outta Hades, dawg. You see any ladies? William and VC's the only ones twerkin'. So the masturbating spider is jerkin' HARD. He's the head of HR.

Gary Bunda:
[to Benji] This guy is the dopest motherf***er I've ever met in my life.

Benji:
I'm a -- I'm a team player.

Gary Bunda (as Satan):
The commode. That's where your face goes. When Satan is waiting to explode with a load. No one can save you, not even Bruce Wayne. And if you don't believe me why don't you ask Bane.

Ted (as Bane):
[muffled rapping]

Gary Bunda (as Satan):
We got Bane!

Satan:
Who is this? Who's this guy with the tubes coming out of his face?

Gary Bunda:
That's Bane. That's Batman's bisexual nemesis. Yeah, and he may be a little difficult to understand, but what he's saying is, [deep voice] He'll be bringing the thunder down on Boy Wonder. And then you have permission to die."