Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[Darren tries to do a speech about planning Radical Islam]

Satan (Darren):
How are we going to deal with the recent influx of radical jihadists? I have a multi-pronged -- Uh, t-- At least two prongs to the problem, hopefully. W-When I speak, I'm -- I'm --

[Gary and Troy shows up for the Circle]

Satan (Darren):
[pretends] How...dare you interrupt my presentation, you lowly imps! But since you did, you should plug in the USB cord into that computer.

[Gary gives the computer to Satan for the presentation of Radical Islam]

Satan (Darren):
Here we go. First slide, here we go. Behold.

[the slide shows a presentation of a gay married picture of Radical Islam]

Satan (Darren):
The f*** am I looking at?

Gary Bunda:
[whispering] We're gonna gay marry them. We're gonna put them all in burqas so they don't know who they're gay married to.

Satan (Darren):
We are gonna gay marry them. We're gonna dress them up in burqas --

Gary Bunda:
So they don't know who they're gay married --

Satan (Darren):
...they don't know who they've gay married then.

Real Satan:
I-I don't -- Do we really want to incite them, Darren?

Troy:
Darren? Who's Darren?

Satan (Darren):
It's a nickname.

Eric:
They are well organized and highly motivated, Darren. They dug a tunnel into purgatory, stoned a bunch of dudes.

Kip:
Yeah, and one of them hid a knife under his own leg bone. They are hard core, Darren.

Gary Bunda:
[to Satan] But they won't be doing that when they're too busy having gay sex with each other.

Satan (Darren):
Next slide. Just go to the next slide.

[Gary clicks the next slide]

Satan (Darren):
So, as you can see, we are going to contain these jihadists in a canyon surrounded by brown spikes.

Gary Bunda:
Pork. It's pulled pork.

Satan (Darren):
[tired] Pulled pork.

Satan (Darren):
And -- And it's covered, as you can see, with blood.

Gary Bunda:
Barbecue sauce.

Satan (Darren):
Barbecue sau-- Barbecue blood sau-- Bloody barbecue sauce.

Gary Bunda:
No, it's regular barbecue.

Satan (Darren):
No, it's regular barbecue sauce.

Troy:
Muslims don't eat pork. And...they don't drink.

Gary Bunda:
Which is why what we're gonna do that is put a stream of vodka throughout the whole valley. They'll hate that.

Satan:
[to Gary] Hit the next slide.

Gary Bunda:
There are no more slides.

Troy:
That's our last slide.