Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Satan:
Hey! What's going on? Eddie's been down here for 45 minutes. He's completely unblemished.

Gary Bunda:
Well, that's because Healy's been healing him with his healing powers, ya knucklehead!

Satan:
Healy?

Gary Bunda:
Healy is short for Healifer, and I am his Earth father. And it's amazing! It's proof that there's life in outer space!

Satan:
Yeah, I'm not really into sci-fi.

Gary Bunda:
It's not sci-fi. It's just sci!

Satan:
Will you do me a favor? Will you cut his head off and stick it on a spike and then slice his body up into pieces and make him eat the pieces?

Gary Bunda:
He's proof that there's life-force out in the universe! He made my whip into a licorice whip with a peppermint handle.

Satan:
Healy, huh?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah.

Satan:
Yeah, come here, Healy. Heal this, huh.

[Healy heals Satan's hair]

Gary Bunda:
Whoa! That's awesome!

Satan:
[surpised] He gave me hair.

Gary Bunda:
You look like Willy Wonka's coke dealer.

[Satan eats his new hair]

Satan:
Gave me licorice hair.

Gary Bunda:
He gave you licorice hair!

Satan:
Cut his head off.

Gary Bunda:
No, he's from Zeta Reticulum!

Satan:
Cut his finger off, too, and make him eat it.