Saul of the Mole Men2007

Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins:
The judge request your presence in the courtroom.

Saul:
Judge? Courtroom? What do you people know of justice? Of common decency? The crapper's a hole in the ground, for crying out loud, and there's only one corncob to share between the two of us.

[Mole Men Prisoner #1 still plucking his eyes out in agony]

Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins:
You were promised a full and fair trial, and that's what you'll get.

[cuts to next scene where the courtroom takes place in a battle arena between Saul and the Judge who is a worm monster]

Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins:
If the Judge finds you innocent, your life shall be spared. If the Judge eats you, it means you are guilty.