Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Gary Bunda:
You have any specific memories of your father that may make you cry or be scared?

Shawn:
None that I'm aware of.

Gary Bunda:
So you mean to tell me your Dad [distorted voice] never, like, rapped you on the head and said, "Hello, is anybody home"?

Shawn:
No. My Dad was pretty great growing up.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, yeah, but what about the time when you were playing baseball and you missed the ball and he was like, "Gary the fairy"! [distorted voice] "Gary the fairy"!

Shawn:
Your Dad did that to you?

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] Yeah.

Shawn:
Oh, man. It sounds like you should talk to him, maybe -- Like, tell him how you feel.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] What should I say to him? You know? "Why did you lock me up in a hot car when I was 9"?

Shawn:
Did you not know how to open a car door when you were 9?

Gary Bunda:
[distorted voice] I knew how to do it. I was told not to. I was afraid that if I walked out into the parking lot, I'd get lost.