Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Eddie:
Do you have anything that's, like, animal-free, cruelty-free? I'm a vegan.

Ben:
I got rawhide.

Eddie:
I-I...

Ben:
Deer hide.

Eddie:
No, I-I --

Ben:
Horse hide.

Eddie:
These are all animals. I-I want something that isn't an animal.

Ben:
I got suede back here.

Eddie:
You know, that does come from an animal, I believe.

Ben:
Cow hide?

Eddie:
Listen to the first part of that.

Ben:
Hey, why -- Why don't you try this 12? Try cracking that, see how that bad boy does.

Eddie:
Thank you so much.

[Eddie whips his new whipper]

Eddie:
Here you go, ya Wall Street scum! Huh? You predatory-lending prick! Terrific.