Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Satan:
Did you write this e-mail and sent it to the entire department? I'm confused It came from your computer.

Satan:
It says, "I don't have what it takes to be a demon. I'm weak and soft not strong, like Troy. Troy should have his horns back. Stupid Satan really blew it with this one. Satan's a sad loser, almost as sad as Eddie, who is me who is very weak".

Eddie:
Why would -- Why would I write that? I-I mean I worship you, sir.

Satan:
Whoever did write this, Eddie, he's got spunk and grit. He's -- He's treacherous. He's not afraid to speak his mind, you know?

Eddie:
[tricking] Oh, you know, I did write that.

Satan:
No, you didn't. You know who did write this? Troy. Troy hacked into your account to purposely make you look bad, because he's got attitude, Eddie. And you need to get that attitude.

Satan:
Have you shoved that trophy up his ass yet?

Eddie:
Oh, no, we said we were gonna circle back at 4:00 because that's what fits Troy's schedule.

Satan:
HE DOESN'T SET THE SCHEDULE, YOU DO! Now you take this trophy and you shove it up his ass. YOU HEAR ME?!

Eddie:
Yes, right --

Satan:
GET OUT OF HERE!

Eddie:
No, I'll put it in his ass.