Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[Satan shows Gary and Troy to the Tree of Knowledge]

Satan:
Gentlemen, behold.

Gary Bunda:
This is some kind of tree?

Satan:
It's the Tree of Knowledge you dumb sh*t.

[Satan shakes the Tree of Knowledge which leaves out disgusting rotten fruit]

Satan:
Let's go, pick it up. Gobble up this fruit, alright? It's chock full of useless information. Come on. Eat it up. You put it in your mouth, up your ass, I don't care. Either way.

Satan:
Claude, Dizzay, come here. You got to help these two idiots win a trivia contest. Come on.

Dizzay:
Oh, man, I got to eat this moldy fruit because of your dumb asses?

Satan:
Get in there. Get some of this. Come on, it tastes good. Drop it, it's not ripe.

Gary Bunda:
[burping and gagging]

Satan:
Keep it in, Gary. Swallow the seeds, too. All of it.

Troy:
Pete Best was the fifth Beatle. [gags]

Satan:
There we go.

Dizzay:
And The Beatles used to be called the Quarrymen.

Satan:
Is that true?

Claude:
"The Simpsons" is the longest-running scripted television show, but I already knew that.

Satan:
Nice. Work it! Work it! Keep going!

Gary Bunda:
You're not the real Satan.

Satan:
What? Come here. Come here, you son of a...

[Gary runs away]

Satan:
I WANT MY FIDDLES BACK! Do you understand?