Saul of the Mole Men2007

Clancy's Wife:
Clancy?

Clancy:
Not now, honey! I'm --

Clancy's Wife:
Don't you "Not now" me. Lil has run away.

Clancy:
What?! But I-I-I --

Clancy's Wife:
That's right. Because you were too wrapped up in your crusade to take him testicle hunting.

Clancy:
But I --

Clancy's Wife:
Don't you "But I" me. You're so obsessed with saving mole society, you've forgotten how to be a father to your only child! Now he could end up a hermaphrodite! And isn't one of those enough for this family?!

Clancy:
You're right. I've been a fool. But don't worry. I've got a feeling I know where to find him.

[Clancy leaves]

Clancy's Wife:
Psst! Your, uh...tampon string is hanging out.

Clancy:
Ah. Thanks.