Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Satan:
Anti-depressants, anti-bullying, the acceptance of diversity, people staring at their phones instead of realizing how meaningless life is -- Suicides are way down, gentlemen and now...this.

[Satan shows Gary and Claude an image of Dr. Paul Nickgibbion on the internet]

Satan:
You know who this is?

Gary Bunda:
Yes.

Satan:
Who is it?

Gary Bunda:
[pauses] ...I don't know.

Satan:
Dr. Paul Nickgibbion.

Claude:
Oh, is it that that weird assisted suicide guy?

Gary Bunda:
Ohh, yeah, the guy is so metal!

Satan:
Yeah, but that son of a b*tch hasn't sent me suicides in months.

Gary Bunda:
Well, maybe they're just angels up in sweet, sweet Heaven.

Claude:
Gary, suicide is a sin. How have you been down here this long and you don't know that?

[Gary looks at his pocket guide of hell worthy sins]

Gary Bunda:
Alright, you can a boil a child in a bucket full of breast milk. Yeah, that's a sin, of course. But you can't wear polyester? We're covered in polyester.

Claude:
That's why.