Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Jenny:
I was really hoping that we would swim with the dolphins today, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen.

Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man):
Grab a spoon, come on. Let's be gluttonous. And then, we can call your parents up and tell them to go f*** themselves. [reads his pocket guide] Yeah, we'll "disrespect thy mother and father."

[Jenny sees Gary's pocket guide of sins and grabs it]

Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man):
What are you do -- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not --

Jenny:
Leviticus list of sins? Gary, you know I'm a Baptist. I-I don't want to do anything on this list.

Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man):
You're right. What am I doing? I'm being selfish. W-What do you want to do?

Jenny:
I have always wanted to get an old-timey mustache on my finger -- You know, so in photos I can be like "Ello, guvna" --

Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man):
Let's do that.

Jenny:
...and then maybe go to a butterfly farm.

Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man):
They have those?

Jenny:
Oh! We could go ride a roller coaster, like, five times in a row. I don't know.

Gary Bunda (as Handsome Man):
What if, instead, you handle cookware while menstruating?