Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Satan:
In order to reverse the spell and get the snow to stop, I need the eyes of a small child.

Gary Bunda:
[acting] Oh, that's it? I thought you were gonna ask for something ridiculous.

Audience:
[laughter]

Gary Bunda:
[acting] Where are we gonna find a child in Hell?

Satan:
This child falsely accused a priest of rape.

Audience:
[laughter]

Satan:
That -- That's not even a joke. That...that actually happened.

Gary Bunda:
[acting] I don't think an eyeless child's gonna play very well with our audience. It's a bit of a downer, am I right?

[Satan grabs Gary by the ear]

Satan:
You know what's even more of a downer? Being frozen in Hell for all eternity. Now, you get out there and you go find this kid and rip his eyes out and bring them back to me! I can't take much more of this.

Gary Bunda:
Alright. Boob farts.

[Satan throws the book at Gary]