12 oz. Mouse2005

[Liquor reads Mosquitor's note from camp]

Liquor:
Your Dad and I spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together my mosquito costume, and now I am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. [breaths] The costume is quite realistic, and I have even attached bladders to the nose thing, so I can suck up liquids when I puncture them with my nose thing. I could be buzzing all round you on a hot summer day, and you wouldn't even recognize me as your son child. You would just think, "Get away, Mosquito." [breaths] From my point of view, you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I've designed my eyeballs. I might be saying, "Dad, it's me; Dad, it's me," But you wouldn't be able to understand my language because of its buzzing. I'm also into plastics now. I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through, kind of like my mosquito nose, but used for different reasons. Hope you're doing well at camp. See you soon." Mos--Mos--Mosquito--Mosquitor? Mosq--Mosquiting.

Liquor:
I don't know who that is.