Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Benji:
You wanna talk the greatest of all time? The fifth "Land Before Time" was the quintessential "Land Before Time."

Gary Bunda:
You're being an a**hole, alright? It's the third film.

Benji:
Oh, everyone says the third.

Gary Bunda:
No, it's the third -- Yeah, 'cause it's got the raptors in it, and the pterodactyl in it has got kinda nice breasts.

Benji:
I'm just saying I've seen hundreds of kids' movies. I have sat through hours.

Gary Bunda:
You don't even watch the movies. Weren't -- You're just sitting there -- You're just staring at kids' butts.

Benji:
Sometimes they're ugly, and you've gotta sit through the whole film and wait for the next batch to come in.

Gary Bunda:
You know, my Mom used to drop me off at the theater by myself all the time, and I'm just really glad that I never ran into you.

Benji:
Wait a minute. Where did you grow up? 'Cause I was crazy about redheads.

Gary Bunda:
[pauses] Nah. I would've remembered that.

Benji:
[doubt] Maybe you blocked it out. The mind is very incredible when it comes to erasing traumatic memories. Ask anyone I've ever made love to.